featuring:
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2006.06.22
- EMAIL LIST: I set up a email updates service called Danzig on the Corpses Ashes. Sign up on the miscellaneous page. I have been sending ex-bones related emails to buddies of mine for a while now and thought i'd open it up to everybody. They'll be approximately every other week and contain links and other funny stuff.
2006.06.20
- Tomorrow will be the release of an entire series of drawings (other series include: at the office, the bat wing series and the cast series). This will make up for three months of no new ex-bones by overloading your system and putting you into an ex-bones coma.
2006.06.16
- New drawings will be going up over the next few weeks (check for updates every monday, wednesday and friday) and if i'm feeling fancy I may put some new merchandise up in the store.
2006.01.18
- New Drawings begin next week. They must be good since they took me three months to draw. :-(
2006.01.16
- You May Have Noticed the lack of updates in the past few months. I stopped drawing new comics slightly before ex-bones turned 1 years old. In a surprising twist, the traffic to the site has been increasing dramatically since then. A few drawings have been making their rounds of MySpace and LiveJournal. Because of people stealing my bandwidth without crediting the site, I recently added "ex-bones.com" to all of the images. Ex-Bones has always been a very personal project for me. Can you expect more drawings in the future? That is definite. Will there be regular postings in the future? If I knew, I'd tell you. Thanks for the support.
2005.10.13
- Hiatus. Sorry for the lack of ex-bones this week. The recent lack of consistency is mostly do to the lack of an ex-bones scanner. Drawings will resume tomorrow.
2005.09.26
- TARDY. today's drawing was late. the next week and a half will not be. buy a shirt.
2005.09.01
- Links: Both Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and Cow Punch (both featured in the links section) are updating again.
2005.08.31
- Ex-Bones: now with 100% more Plane Kebabs.
2005.08.24
- Movie: The First Ex-Bones Movie: "Last of Cast" is available today. Just a warning: the sound level is very high. Consider yourself warned.
2005.08.19
- Store: exciting news for Ex-bones Merchandise. I just opened an Ex-bones Spreadshirt Store, which means more designs, more sizes, more colors, all for a good price. Go to the new store directly or go to the merchandise section for a link.
2005.08.17
- Trip to Museum
2005.08.15
- New Art: I've added a three layer stencil i did a few months ago of capt. murphy to the other images section on the miscellaneous page.
2005.08.08
- Head on over to Whispered Apologies and check out the Ryan North/Ex-Bones collaboration: It Was Some Party!.
2005.08.02
- greetings sportsfans! i would be remiss if i did share with you the art of Laurie Lipton.
2005.07.27
- Ex-Bones Updates: there are some neat new things on ex-bones these days: (as you can see,upper right) you can now search for drawings and news items. You can search by keywords or date or title or even the text in the drawing. Another new feature is an RSS feed containing up-to-date ex-bones drawing and news updates. If you are not familiar with RSS yet, look into it. It is an exciting way to see when your favorite sites/blogs/comics are updating. If you are using Firefox, take advantage of the live RSS bookmarking feature: simply look for and click the orange icon in the lower right-hand corner of the browser and follow instructions to make a bookmark. This bookmark now contains and updates the update information sent out by that site via RSS. so set up your ex-bones aggregation today.
2005.07.20
- new site redesign featuring: semantic markup, decreased dependance on specific browsers, and modular css. also, new content in miscellaneous.
2005.07.13
- please enjoy some small site wide improvements for increased sexiness. if you are not using firefox now is a good time to start. there are many reasons why you should but the site Browse Happy is a good starting point for an explanation.
2005.07.06
- there will be four updates this week because i am feeling fancy. thank you for your attention.
2005.07.05
- welcome to the tuesday where everyone has a case of the mondays. It was a busy weekend at ex-bones despite the lack of new drawings: everytime you visit ex-bones the content you come here to enjoy is served to you dynamically for maximum...stuff. Also, starting slowly to add different art of mine to the miscellaneous section.
Another thing is two of my favorite strips that I link to on the miscellaneous page have sadly stopped updating regularly. The archived material is still great and recommended reading. Also added two new links.
I can be seen modeling the ex-bones spider t-shirt (from muggins') at the ex-bones' store. They look great and are advertisement free.
If you see someone crossing the street using crutches, stop for him rather than try to run him over. OR HER.
- welcome to the tuesday where everyone has a case of the mondays. It was a busy weekend at ex-bones despite the lack of new drawings: everytime you visit ex-bones the content you come here to enjoy is served to you dynamically for maximum...stuff. Also, starting slowly to add different art of mine to the miscellaneous section.
2005.06.30
- Double the pleasure
double the fun
it's a statement of the great mint
in doublemint gum
- Double the pleasure
2005.06.28
- Apologies for late or sporatic postings due to recent medical injuries. Themed drawings to follow. Keeping you on your toes while I can't be on your toes.
2005.06.21
- first day of summer
2005.06.20
- I CANNOT ANSWER YOU TONIGHT IN SMALL PORTIONS
by Richard Brautigan
I cannot answer you tonight in small portions.
Torn apart by stormy love's gate, I float
like a phantom facedown in a well where
the cold dark water reflects vague half-built
stars
and trades all our affection, touching, sleeping
together for tribunal distance standing like
a drowning train just beyond a pile of Eskimo
skeletons.
- I CANNOT ANSWER YOU TONIGHT IN SMALL PORTIONS
2005.06.08
- Ex-bones is currently in the process of moving to a new server-home and appologizes in advance for any errors you may recieve in the couple of weeks. The good news is this new home is larger and more fun and the owners don't even care if we use our outdoor voices indoors.
2005.06.03
- Ex-bones was updated again today to now include, among other things, a new miscelaneous page. As you also may have noticed parts of the navigation bar are now underlined; this works like regular menu navigation in Windows: alt + s (+ Enter in IE) will bring you to the new miscellaneous page where you can read more about it.
2005.05.19
- ex-bones expanding. two new pages to enjoy with one more on the way within a week or so. also a reminder that you will find a new drawing here every monday, wednesday, and friday. Also today Google has found ex-bones, more than two months after Yahoo! did.
2005.05.16
- Look for Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Updates. Some exciting developments on the way soon.
2005.04.07
- I am considering sending out e-mails when there are updates rather than keeping to a schedule; if you would like to be on the list, send your e-mail address to me at:
. - There is no longer a "news" page.
- Updated DOCTYPE to be XHTML 1.1 compliant...just blazing a trail to the future that's all.
- I am considering sending out e-mails when there are updates rather than keeping to a schedule; if you would like to be on the list, send your e-mail address to me at:
2005.02.07
- new home. where's my scanner.
- "hey you, are you a scanner?"
- new plan: monthly or bi-monthly updates. also click info above for old news.
2005.01.28
- Buy me a scanner! people in this lab hate me.
2005.01.26
- Today we go standards compliant and get two w3c site tattoos. neat. New set of drawings: "at the office." More coming.
2005.01.20
- The november date below is kinda bunk but I was certainly drawing then so I'll let it stand for now. I did tell it it should watch itself. So I do these little drawings and they mostly aren't that great. People I've shown them to humor me, so here they are. yawn.
2004.11.23 => (yyyy.mm.dd)
- New stylin's, new site
drawings:
semichronologically (thats twice every chronolog)
April 2013
August 2012
September 2011
July 2011
June 2011
2011, undated
July 2008
June 2008
2006, never posted
summer 2006
- college town 2006.09.13
- thought bubble 2006.09.11
- stache 2006.09.08
- advertising 2006.09.04
- banner ad cookies 2006.09.01
- thanks a mill 2006.08.30
- rawhide! 2006.08.25
- mirror in the bathroom 2006.08.21
- Kelis 2006.07.28
- a summertime PSA 2006.07.24
- new on def jam 2006.07.21
- point/counter-point II 2006.07.14
- point/counter-point I 2006.07.12
- for you, cable guy 2006.07.10
- sneeze 2006.07.05
- arrested 2006.07.03
- drinkin' 2006.06.28
- Ben Folds 2006.06.23
winter 2006
- lunch time 2006.02.24
- my first business cards 2006.02.06
- a tender moment 2006.02.03
- happy easter! 2006.02.01
fall 2005
- breakfast cereal 2005.10.19
- got mustache 2005.09.26
cast series
- get it off 2005.07.27
- not like real feet 2005.07.22
- cast gives some background info 2005.07.08
- damn cast II 2005.07.06
- feed me 2005.06.30
summer 2005
- pet shop 2005.09.19
- hardware 2005.09.14
- hurt feelings 2005.09.12
- on the phone 2005.09.09
- Pazooka Bob 2005.09.07
- Jackie Chan 2005.09.05
- now a message from our tucan 2005.08.26
- fine dining 2005.08.22
- Belly Button Bunnies 2005.08.19
- pursue your dreams 2005.08.15
- smelly foot 2005.08.12
- self storage 2005.08.05
- spider butt 2005.08.03
- professionalism 2005.08.01
- terrible tales of the uninteresting 2005.07.29
- some intimate advice 2005.07.25
- inappropriate jokes 2005.07.20
- instant karma 2005.07.18
- crutches 2005.07.13
- Doctor Bear 2005.07.07
- clouds 2005.06.24
- call me ("HEY PICK UP! ARING RING!") 2005.06.22
spring 2005
- cruisin' 2005.06.17
- feet 2005.06.15
- fish 2005.06.13
- boobs 2005.06.08
- beast of unspeakable grueling terror 2005.06.06
- theater 2005.06.03
- gums 2005.06.01
- the 11 o'clock news 2005.05.31
- the iCert 2005.05.27
- big game hunting 2005.05.25
- banana guilt 2005.05.23
- mini golf 2005.05.20
- couple 2005.05.18
- importance of undead punctuality 2005.05.16
- matinee
- hang over
- where angels fly
- cinco de mayo
- muggins'
- basketball hats
- fine family dining
- bookend braces
- teeth bat
- fire walking
winter 2005
- television
- volcano 1
- volcano 2
- valentine
- lobster lovin' (or lovin' lobster)
- rock out
- bear
- muy caliente
- rainy day downtown
- Six Flags (i miss my superwoman)
- cheeks
- early ex-bones logo
at the office
batwing series
live action bats
- the following are images taken in late november of bat wings as found in the wild. much can be learned by observation in their natural habitat. if you have captured similar images please send them in via e-mail for the benefit of the scientific community studying this phenomenon.
- pepsi bat
- correction bat
- facial tissue bat
- swingline bat
- the following two images are of particular interest as they show how the dormant splenda bat, when startled, will react.
- the dormant splenda bat
- splenda bat in flight
- these next images document the very rare and illusive nature of some organisms in the species
- end bat *rare*
- mouse bat (two button) *endangered*
- plug bat *illusive*
contact: nedsferatu at ex-bones dot com
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ex-bones in its 2005 look. The same drawings in the 2006 look: ex-bones.com